No Sheeeet !!!

Guilty????

2010-07-31T13:49:00.000-07:00

Tell me now, is this man guilty.. He pleads like a child, well he did it and nothing happened. Of course he did it...I wish someone would show me just one member of the US congress who isn't guilty of something unsavory...

Cheetos banditos

2008-08-08T10:53:00.000-07:00

It's getting sad in America when thieves are too stupid to even cover their tracks. These three were hungry and decided to break in to a vending machine. Police followed the trail of Cheeto dust to their house. Of course they denied involvement. Well Duh!!!

Vatican updates Sin List

2008-03-11T17:16:00.000-07:00

This is funny too. Now that pollution etc is on the new list, all of the sins will stop. Sheeeeeet. Sure they will, just like the catholic church hasn't any pedophiles....

Bonds pleads not guilty

2007-12-08T07:05:00.000-08:00

Well no sheeet, was he gonna walk in there and say "Sure judge, I knew all along what I was rubbin on my ass!!!"

Iraqi sects are locked in power struggle

2007-07-21T16:54:00.000-07:00

Now here's a headline that is catchy. No sheite Charlie Brown, the Iraqis are fighting over who's the mostest and bestest muslim sect. They all know that they're the holiest sons a bitches on the block and if you don't agree then by alah, Ima gonna shoot your asse....I'm not sure I'd have survived if some idiot hadn't written this story...

Envoys Say Enriched Uranium Found in Iran

2006-05-12T17:55:00.000-07:00

And this surprised the world. What's everyone been saying for the last year or more? It won't be long.. Israel is close to blowing up the sob's. Mark my words, it's coming.

Vatican Re-Examines Ban on Contraception

2006-05-03T14:03:00.000-07:00

Now why would the vatican do something like this? Sure doesn't make any difference to any people young enough to still have children, they've been using common sense for the last dozen or so years already. Once again, the vatican is about 25 years behind everything else.

This one is really cute, you go Ray

2006-05-02T13:17:00.000-07:00

Nagin Outlines New Orleans Evacuation Plan!!

There's a genuine tee hee. I do wish someone would explain why all the money is being spent to rebuild New Orleans? It's gonna happen again, probably this hurricane season. Dumb, dumb, dumb.

Well no Sheeet Kimo Sabe

2006-04-27T16:40:00.000-07:00

WASHINGTON - House Republicans on Thursday refused to support billions of dollars in new taxes on oil companies as lawmakers in both parties looked for ways to soothe election-year rage over high gasoline prices.

Senate Republicans proposed a $100 fuel-cost rebate for millions of taxpayers. Democrats talked of a two-month suspension of the 18.4-cent per gallon federal gasoline tax.

Despite the jockeying for political advantage, economists and energy experts generally agreed that the government has few, if any, immediate powers to drive pump prices down for their $3-plus perch. "Unfortunately there's nothing, really, that can be done that's going to affect energy prices or gasoline prices in the very short run," Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke told a congressional hearing. Nonetheless, lawmakers scrambled to put together legislation they hoped would show their sympathy for motorists and their willingness to stand up to big oil companies.

Isn't this typical? When there was something that could be done. (Maybe 2-3 Years ago) congress was debating something important like whether shit balls would make you obese. Energy legislation has been needed for many moons but every time it's proposed, it's just that, a proposal. Lobbyists convince everyone in the hallowed halls that it isn't necessary, they can police themselves. Hey Esau, the horse ran off, wanna close the barn door now. There's about as much proactiveness in Washington as there is in the destruction of an ancient sheeet house. Sweet Jesus, election coming up next month we gotta give them a carrot to at least look at. Both proposals are rediculous. A hundred bucks won't fill a truck tank and more taxes on oil will just be passed on to the consumer anyway. What we, the USA and other oil consuming nations need to do, is to form our own consumers' coalition, tell OPEC we'll pay 45 bucks a barrel, take it or leave it. Then use the oil reserves we already have and our own supply to see how long they wait before agreeing. Might work, can't hurt.

How about taxing the oil companies and giving tax rebates for building new refineries? I know one thing, the American public deserves a no bullshit explanation as to why crude prices are what they are, and explain why fuel prices increase at the rate they do and decrease at about a tenth that speed. Instead of running round with their heads in their assses or in the lobbyists' asses tell us. No politics, an independent investigator, the whole works.

Now Wait a Minute

2006-04-26T15:48:00.000-07:00

WASHINGTON - High gasoline costs and the political fallout they may create are producing a flurry of proposals from both Republicans and Democrats aimed at soothing motorists' anger.

Tell me now? Are there elections in May? Scrambling politicians!!! Cynical? You're damned right I'm cynical! If it weren't for elections coming up, the fatheaded fat cats would go on investigating whether some hop head was taking steroids or not. Or studying the blue tailed fly's sexual habits. I've been a conservative Republican all my life and will remain just that, but it's becoming increasingly clear that a House and Senate cleaning might be in order. It's getting pathetic to watch the congressmen kiss ass. Kiss ass of the lobbyists, special interest groups and anyone else who holds a few campaign dollars. Prime example the inability to pass an illegal alien legislation. We're the only country in the world that accepts aliens and then kisses their ass with all kinds of benefits. Wanna go on????

No Sh**

2006-04-26T15:17:00.000-07:00

BAGHDAD, Iraq - Success in forming a new Iraqi government may let some U.S. troops leave the war zone within months, the top American military commander in Iraq said Wednesday. Paying a surprise visit, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice and Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld embraced the country's fledgling leaders as independent and focused on the future.

Would we expect them to stop over in Iraq and mock someone. Or criticize President Bush or someone else? How many people are smitten by the obvious in this story. My first comment upon reading it, was "well, no shit"....