Bonds pleads not guilty

Well no sheeet, was he gonna walk in there and say "Sure judge, I knew all along what I was rubbin on my ass!!!"

Iraqi sects are locked in power struggle

Now here's a headline that is catchy. No sheite Charlie Brown, the Iraqis are fighting over who's the mostest and bestest muslim sect. They all know that they're the holiest sons a bitches on the block and if you don't agree then by alah, Ima gonna shoot your asse....I'm not sure I'd have survived if some idiot hadn't written this story...