Guilty????

Tell me now, is this man guilty.. He pleads like a child, well he did it and nothing happened. Of course he did it...I wish someone would show me just one member of the US congress who isn't guilty of something unsavory...

Cheetos banditos

It's getting sad in America when thieves are too stupid to even cover their tracks. These three were hungry and decided to break in to a vending machine. Police followed the trail of Cheeto dust to their house. Of course they denied involvement. Well Duh!!!

Vatican updates Sin List

This is funny too. Now that pollution etc is on the new list, all of the sins will stop. Sheeeeeet. Sure they will, just like the catholic church hasn't any pedophiles....

Bonds pleads not guilty

Well no sheeet, was he gonna walk in there and say "Sure judge, I knew all along what I was rubbin on my ass!!!"

Iraqi sects are locked in power struggle

Now here's a headline that is catchy. No sheite Charlie Brown, the Iraqis are fighting over who's the mostest and bestest muslim sect. They all know that they're the holiest sons a bitches on the block and if you don't agree then by alah, Ima gonna shoot your asse....I'm not sure I'd have survived if some idiot hadn't written this story...

Envoys Say Enriched Uranium Found in Iran

And this surprised the world. What's everyone been saying for the last year or more? It won't be long.. Israel is close to blowing up the sob's. Mark my words, it's coming.

Vatican Re-Examines Ban on Contraception

Now why would the vatican do something like this? Sure doesn't make any difference to any people young enough to still have children, they've been using common sense for the last dozen or so years already. Once again, the vatican is about 25 years behind everything else.